install theme

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

How shall this bosom multiplied digest the senate’s courtesy?  Let deeds express what’s like to be their words: 
'We did request it, we are the greater poll, and in true fear they gave us our demands'

Hi New Followers!

myrthniegh:

myrthniegh:

myrthniegh:

myrthniegh:

Welcome all! I feel as if I should warn you of what you may see on my blog but well… that may take a while. Hope you all enjoy your stay! 

Reblogging for some more new followers that I have gotten. I have noticed that some of you are underage and just want to warn you that this can be a NSFW blog sometimes but I try to remember to tag NSFW as such for anyone using tumblr savior. I just do not want anyone getting in trouble with parents/guardians if something pops up on your dash!

Welcome and enjoy your stay!  

Okay, I am re-blogging this again because I just got a whole lot of new followers! Hi guys! I do post a lot of marvel but I also post a lot of thorki and nsfw stuff. I DO try to tag thorki and nsfw so if you do not want to see that then blacklist those tags otherwise have fun and welcome!

Hi! Yes this again! I just noticed I got a lot of followers on Tuesdays for my AoS posts. Hi guys and welcome! Just know that AoS is NOT the only thing I blog, it is not even the main topic of blogging either. I try to tag nsfw and thorki so if you do not like that but you do like the other stuff I blog just blacklist those. I hope you all enjoy your stay!

Me again! Hi all you new lovely followers! please heed the warnings of my previous posts. Welcome all!

, #Cuties! I'm gonna keep you! #followers

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

vulpesrex:

annsileas:

kronos-keeper:

tinaconte:

underscorex:

mma-gifs:

Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.

ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THIS SHIT. 

I’ve totally got a lady boner right now

seconded

, #she is so fucking awesome
^