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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

mysticmjolnir:

kingloptr:

I just want to read about Loki being really addicted to riding Thor’s cock I mean

Thor goes off to negotiate with other realms, or to fight, or to help the Avengers etc and then when he comes back, Loki is RIGHT THERE, ALL OVER HIM, JUST HOVERING AND NOT GOING AWAY, like a persistent and very eager pet greeting its favorite person after a long absence, and everyone can tell exactly what’s going on and why but no one says anything about it as Thor takes his time greeting everyone else and doing debriefing with Asgardian officials and other important ‘after mission’ stuff, with Loki just right next to him or behind him being extra attentive and nosy and touching his arm or shoulders etc

And no one says anything either when Thor slowly gets visibly impatient with all the official stuff and quickly dismisses everyone and everything so he can finally walk Loki back to the bedroom and give him what he’s so desperate for (which is Thor’s cock stuffed in him IMMEDIATELY). And no one says anything the next morning when Loki is sated and calm and in an eerily great mood, after all of Asgard could hear his enthusiastic wailing and making noise out of Thor’s open bedroom window all night.

Like someone utters a quiet ‘good morning, my prince’ upon seeing Loki basically floating down the corridors and usually they’d expect an irritable retort but Loki’s just like **。◕ ‿ ◕。『✧~*THOR HAS RETURNED*~✧』**

 (via thorkizilla)

, #aw yiss #thorki

thejoyfool:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

I have about 20 chickens, roosters and little chicks all over the yard AND NONE OF THEM WANTS A HUG FROM ME. NOT ONE. NOT ONCE.

(Source: hannahbowl)

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