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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


How shall this bosom multiplied digest the senate’s courtesy?  Let deeds express what’s like to be their words: 
'We did request it, we are the greater poll, and in true fear they gave us our demands'

Hi New Followers!





Welcome all! I feel as if I should warn you of what you may see on my blog but well… that may take a while. Hope you all enjoy your stay! 

Reblogging for some more new followers that I have gotten. I have noticed that some of you are underage and just want to warn you that this can be a NSFW blog sometimes but I try to remember to tag NSFW as such for anyone using tumblr savior. I just do not want anyone getting in trouble with parents/guardians if something pops up on your dash!

Welcome and enjoy your stay!  

Okay, I am re-blogging this again because I just got a whole lot of new followers! Hi guys! I do post a lot of marvel but I also post a lot of thorki and nsfw stuff. I DO try to tag thorki and nsfw so if you do not want to see that then blacklist those tags otherwise have fun and welcome!

Hi! Yes this again! I just noticed I got a lot of followers on Tuesdays for my AoS posts. Hi guys and welcome! Just know that AoS is NOT the only thing I blog, it is not even the main topic of blogging either. I try to tag nsfw and thorki so if you do not like that but you do like the other stuff I blog just blacklist those. I hope you all enjoy your stay!

Me again! Hi all you new lovely followers! please heed the warnings of my previous posts. Welcome all!

, #Cuties! I'm gonna keep you! #followers


don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”



groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."







Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.


I’ve totally got a lady boner right now


, #she is so fucking awesome